Saturday, September 27, 2008

Eid ul-Fitr

Maaf zahir batin


I would like to take this golden opportunity to wish to all my Muslim readers;


Selamat Hari Raya

'aidil Fitri

maap zahir batin



Selamat 'iadil fitri, mak cik! maap zahir batin

p/s picture above was not my beloved wife nor the late Little Mermaid.





Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Little Mermaid And My eMail Account

Oops! She did it again.


Before I proceed any further, I just want you (read to all readers) to know that I can't login to my email account since last Thursday (Sept 18, 2008). I'm afraid I can't be reached via email for the time being. As an alternative, please use the contact form found on my other two blogs. Just click on the tab "eMail Me" on the menu bar and you're set to go. My apologies for the inconveniences.

I don't know what's wrong actually, but everytime I login to email account, it says, at the bottom left, "transferring data a248.e.akamai.net". I was curious, naturally I Yahooed and Googled about it and this is what I found:
"Akamia is a fast caching solution for websites whiuch have a great number of hits. These
websites store there gifs and seldom changing popular apps at this cache hosting company.
Numerous companies such as McAfee.com, Wells Fargo, B of A etc. post data and programs to
Akamia. McAfee posts there DAT files at this location to support the user community in
grabbing the latest DAT when a new virus threat hits. Several years ago McAfee ranked 23rd
out of all websites in terms of activity. At present many companies would require
3 to 10 OC4 transmission lines. An OC4 is 28 T3's which is 784 T1's) to handle the volume
of traffic. Many companies would not be able to stay in the .com world without Akamia."


Here's the link to the original information. Go out there now and read what they have to say about a248.e.akamai.net. You would be amazed at what you gonna learn.

But then, my email account could have been hacked. I guess when you are using the Internet, you don't know what kind of people are reading on what you type. They may be offended or get pissed as what you said. And that person hacked his/her account and make some foolishness or make fun with the account that person has. Most hackers themselves, do pretend to be naive on the Internet in order not to be distinguished of what they really are.

No, I did not forget my ID and password when I sign-in to Yahoo

When I thought about it, only one person crossed my mind. Yeah, you're right! My Little Mermaid! You see, beside being an expert with computers and the person who taught me a lot about using Microsoft Office's Word, she too has no good intentions toward me. In one of her emails, she openly admitted beside praying everyday for my downfall, she gonna do something bad unexpectedly toward me and my family. Maybe these was it.There's no such thing as a stupid question, but they're the easiest to answer.
TechGuy motto


Then I text her, asking very, very politely (lest I would made her angry and I really don't want to be at the receiving end of her wrath), did she hacked my email accounts? I really don't mind if she did it especially during this fasting month and I couldn't afford to be mad or whatever. I only expect a simple 'Yes' or 'No' as an answer, but she purposely kept quiet about it thinking she can torment me even more.

We have a legend over here told by generation to generation before me about a story of a beautiful rich lady who had a stomach-ache while on a journey back home. She thought she was beautiful and rich she could do anything and nobody gonna believe she was capable of doing any bad deed. Furthermore, she was such ladylike and all that jazz (you know what I meant, the type of person who would hold a cup of tea with just the two end of her fingers) and a nose that was a little bit too high.

Well, the story had it that this petite lady couldn't stand it anymore. She pulled up her skirt and gave everything that she got right in the middle of the road. After she had finished her call, she pull down her skirt back and swayed her hip back and forth walking gallantly back home.

To make the story short, there was a little commotion in town when a mountain of something was found. And what the wise old men was trying to tell when telling this story from mouth to mouth is that nobody gonna admit anything when confronted especially when you shit in the middle of the road!




Friday, June 6, 2008

Ethic of Reciprocity

Hurt no one so that no one may hurt you


Yelling at little old men never felt so right. It's the Golden Rule: "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." It is the ultimate norm of high morality in our culture especially in Malay's cultures. Sure there are other morals by which we live, but this one phrase embodies our most cherished value: that we should treat people as we would like to be treated.

I hope you learned something from the letter that I sent to your younger brother. If you felt angry, think how angry I was when you involved a third party? What happened between the two of us should stay between us only, but you think you're doing the right thing when you involved others.

I don't mind if you called me a liar, that I'm up to no good, that I expected to be paid for whatever deeds I've done for you, that I'm boastful when I blog about how I've drove all the way from KK just to fulfill your wishes when you're not death yet! I really don't mind when you shared my emails with your friends and have a good laugh about it. Then you laughed about the way I walked, about my face (yeah I know, I'm just a silly old man and not handsome like your dear husband), I really don't mind at all.Just because you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."


I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.


And I know you've been praying everyday for my downfall so that I shall be imprisoned for the rest of my life. So that nobody gonna love me anymore. I really don't mind either. You can prayed, you can called me by whatever name that suited you, you can even spit me, but when you called in my beloved wife and got her involved, that when I got mad. "DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY" - I could turned green, just like the Hulk. You wouldn't like me when my underwear (sapenda in Malay) got all torn to pieces! See image below;

ArahMan7 the Hulk

But of course you're always right. I'm not the type who could do anything good. Anything that I do, you've got to pay for it. I wouldn't do anything without getting any recognitions from you. Yeah, that was a very good example, telling the whole wide world (www) that I was the chosen one who had done a very good deed for his Little Mermaid. Nobody in his right sound mind would drive all the way about 200Km plus just to pay for something his Little Mermaid forgot to pay! And the best part was, he started to blog about it. Sound boastful, huh? Yeah, that's who I am (if that's what you want me to be)!

I know you would never do things like that, let alone buying something for me. Anyway, let the world knows that now I'm thanking you very much for buying me the sexy swimming trunk (sapenda in Malay) even though you're using my own money to buy it. I would still thank you even if you didn't buy it but took it from your beloved hubby many collection of swimming trunks. I would still appreciate it very much especially if it comes from you.

I'm really sorry, I still can't bear to break my dear wife's heart if I told her about the pearl bracelet. Let her think that pearl came from you because she really love the pearl bracelet. I don't want my Darling to know that you've bought that pearl using my money. Till now she only talk about how you have a heart of gold, you're such a sweetheart and all that. I don't wanna spoil her perception about you. Let her think you're such a sweetheart like I've always thought of you no matter what you feel about me.




Friday, May 30, 2008

SEO With Blazing Pink

Listed in Google


When I was looking at Blazing Pink's stats the other day, I noticed too that someone has been Googling the keyword 'BlazingPink'. It has been only two days since I started posting for this blog and I figure it will not be listed, yet!

Well, well! To my surprise, this blog BlazingPink has been listed in Google just after publishing TWO posts only! I know, I heard many horror stories about someone's blog that had not been listed even though they have been blogging for months!

If you ask me how did I do it, I really don't have a definite answer for it. I wanted to make this blog as simple as possible, compared with my other two blogs - My Journey To Recovery and Web Directory. It has not been fully monetize just yet, but I shall make sure that this blog will not be commercially used (no promises though).

Below is the screenshot that showed the keyword, 'BlazingPink' has been listed and at the same time too this blog http://blazingpink.blogspot.com/ has been listed on Google too. I guess having two high PR (PageRank) blogs helped too.

Blazing Pink listed on Google

The other day a friend asked me, "is that your Little Mermaid on the favicon?"

If anybody want to know what's a favicon, you better read this post, My Favicon. I've also took the liberty to produce a screenshot showing the said favicon. Click on the image to enlarge.

My Little Mermaid's Mummy - The Favicon
Click image to enlarge


That's not my Little Mermaid, but her Mummy...




Sunday, May 25, 2008

The Wrath Of A Woman

Check out what an unhappy woman would do

I'm suppose to type up an About post tonight. I want to tell my readers what this blog is all about. This blog niche is about love and the beauty what love can do to a simple old man like me. I want to remember my Little Mermaid as it was. How happy she has made me.

For now I've to postpone the project until next time because I've a very urgent need to tell my readers what have happened to me today. You see, around 7:30am this morning I received a blackmail kind of SMS via my mobile phone from none other than my own Little Mermaid.

She said she would do something that will shock the hell out of me. Truthfully, from knowing her in the past there was nothing she would do that will surprise me. At one time she even pretended to be death and spread the words so that her husband's caretaker came to know about it that she has died!

During that time I don't know who was shocked the most. It was either her husband, her husband's caretaker or both her parent, Mummy and Daddy when they came to know about it? I still remember it clearly because she called me on that same day very late at night.

She told me how stupid she has been by spreading the rumours and she was quite hysterical with guilt and consequences. Yeah, it took me awhile to calm her down and told her not to worry too much. That was the time when my being was still needed and I became her main focus to tell about her woes and worries. I gotta admit it was a very nice feeling.

Love will immediately enter into any mind that truly wants it.


And I'm not gonna be surprised even if she change her mind and go back to her husband this coming November the 8th, 2008! And yeah, I'm not shocked if she call up my dear wife and told her about my platonic affair with her because she has already done that!

In fact she did sent my beloved wife a Short Message Service (SMS) last night when I was about to go to sleep. Maybe she did still remember that I would never read or ask my darling wife who was calling or sending her messages and it was a bit awkward, but I still manage. Gee, like I really care what she gonna do!

Or do you think she gonna shock me like what the women did in the images below?

Car wrecker
Dear John's Billboard
Spray them, GirlA car's graffiti


Anger always involves projection of separation, which must ultimately be accepted as one’s
own responsibility, rather than being blamed on others.