Friday, November 7, 2008

Mrs. Mermaid

You got mail!


My dear Mrs. Mermaid,

Hope you're in the best of health. As you can imagined, life couldn't be better for me. Got a lovely wife who loves me very much, friends on and offline who I can turn to, flourishing businesses, what's more can I ask for? I'm grateful to Allah swt for the life He has bestowed on me.

Just last week I had a wonderful conversations with your best friend. She's gleaming with happiness for now she's three months pregnant. I'm so happy for her. At least she's moving on and making a wonderful life for herself and hubby plus a baby coming soon.It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not.

You're lucky to have friend like her who would do anything for your happiness. I wish I could have friend like her but I would never do anything that would hurt her.

But then, I guess she never knew what you've said about her. Even now I still cringe to use that word you used to denote her sexual preferences. You are wrong about her, Mrs. Mermaid.

Now I know the real story about the SMS whom I thought was sent by your friend. It's sad, you've never denied it. Why didn't you admit that it was you who wrote that SMS using your friend's phone? I guess it was your evil scheme to break off my friendship with her!

Talking about friendship, it reminded me of your other friend whom you preferred to call, The Heli. One thing for sure Mrs Mermaid, should 'Heli' asked me why do I called her that, I shall show her the email and SMS in which you like to call her that. I shall not be accused of something that you've done.

I guess that's all for now. Don't want to spoil your celebrating mood for these coming week. Take care now. Remember what the Longgeng's folks always say, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

See you when I see you.



Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Kaloi

My beloved wife pet-fish


Last weekend after coming back from visiting friends, (yeah, we're still celebrating 'Aidil Fitri!) the first thing my beloved wife would do was to give her precious fish-pet Kaloi something to eat. As for me, SOHO (small office home office) where all my precious gadgets especially my desktop are placed is da place you gonna find me. I was just switching on my desktop when I heard my dear wife calling me, "Honeyyyyyy!" (don't laugh, she does called me that, *wink* *wink*)

She called me in kinda sad sobbing voice which I knew instinctively something bad must be happening. I knew she wanted my immediate presence to cool her down whereby a little hugs and kisses should definitely calmed her down. Without wasting anymore time, I stood up and came out running toward her along with the words, "I'm cominggggg, dearest!" (Nah! Not that sort of coming, you weirdo. Lol!)

Then I saw her crying. Just looking her like that made me want to cry too. Not a word was exchanged between us. I just came toward her and hold her tight around my arms. Only after she had calmed down do I asked her what's wrong? Still in my arm she didn't utter anything. Then she raised her hand, her finger pointed something toward the fish pond. Below is the image that I saw.

Kaloi, floating in death
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According to my precious wife, she bought Kaloi and his partner (who had died about six month ago) at the local pet shop when he was still a baby. They were so cute and tiny, smaller than her wee little finger. My darling wife put both of them in a specially made aquarium just for the two of them.

My wife beloved pet-fish, Kaloi
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For ten loving years my sweet wife had taken good care of them until they had out-grown the cute little aquarium they had been living in since they were a baby. A year after our memorable marriage, my sugar-pie decided to build a pond so that Kaloi and his partner got more space to swim merrily about.

Holding Kaloi. Very heavy fish
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I doubt Mrs. Mermaid could take care of anything or someone so lovingly like my dearest wife do? I do believe Kaloi would have died in just a couple of days should Mrs. Mermaid be given the chance to take care of him. In one of her many emails to me, she freely admitted that she couldn't care less of any pet! She was so heartless stomach (that was a direct translation from Bahasa Melayu).

From here onward, as My Little Mermaid wishes she will be called Mrs. Mermaid. I thought it was the right thing to call her that too. Furthermore, she has the age to be called Aunty and she was also the wife to someone special even though she held the title as a wife for only twenty days!

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