Monday, November 17, 2008

+ Another Year

Kah! Kah! Kah!


Out of the blue, I received a text message from dear old auntie, Mrs. Mermaid. I guess she just wanted to remind me that her age has been added another year (like I care). Well, if she expect anything from me I would just tell her to keep on dreaming!

If she want anything at all, why don't she asked it from her man or any of her many boyfriends? Who knows, your man will give her better presents than last year. Last year she received a very tight slapped on the face and a foot on her stomach as her birthday's presents.

I wish her good luck for this year birthday's presents. Please, I don't wish anything bad to happen to her. Sincerely I wish her good luck and I hope she has filled-up the first-aid's box with medical paraphernalia. At least it will temporary stopped the bleeding or covered any black-eye(s).

Actually that was nothing to Mrs. Mermaid. She once told me that she love to get into a beating session with her man. She really enjoyed it when the going get rough. I guess it got to do with that thing called bondage!

Hehehe, I know what you guys and gals are thinking? Let it rest for now or just sit on it. I don't want to go any further coz I'm afraid Mr. Google will think this is an erotica's blog. Maybe I shall publish about her encountered with her man (wedding night) and others (deflowered etc) some other time, but for now it will be for my reading pleasure only, kah! kah! kah!




Sunday, November 9, 2008

Welcome Back

It's all about freedom


Gee! I've totally forgotten about November the 8th (yesterday) until I received a text message from dear Mrs. Mermaid about her man. I'm sure yesterday (November the 8th) was the day Mrs. Mermaid has been waiting for. Ten long months Mrs. Mermaid has been left dry without her man, kah! kah! kah!

Inside a cell

To celebrate November the 8th, Mrs. Mermaid has been doing a lot of preparations for the past 6 months. Don't want to spoil the day, do you Mrs. Mermaid? The house has been renovated to make it bigger and chic. It's okay, your trust fund won't make a dent at all. After all, your trust fund is for your man, isn't it? I can hear Mr. Stewart singing "Some Guy Have All The Luck," somewhere out there. Kah! Kah! Kah!

Papa and Mama don't want to be left behind for the celebration too, or so I've been told. A new company using their most beloved *sil's name has been set up, making Mr. Mermaid the new CEO of the family's vast businesses. Pecah Berita (Breaking News): Just received this message. Mr. Mermaid will head the thriving roti canai new business venture - franchising roti canai! Kah! Kah! Kah!

Life surrounded by iron bars

Wow, I'm impressed! The house has not only became larger and chic, the marital bedroom has it own much bigger bathroom too. Seemed like Mrs. Mermaid has anticipate everything so as to make her man live in comfort. If I were granted permission, I would suggest putting a bed as well. I'm sure the bathroom will be your man's sanctuary because he will be spending more time in there anyway, kah kah kah!

I gotta admit, you're 101% right. Believe me I'm with you when you said if your man doesn't love you he won't give a damn about you at all. Despite your claimed, I would like to suggest to fill up your first-aid's box with bandages and medical what-not medicine. At least it can temporary stopped the bleeding or whatever from all the 'loves' shown by your man! Kah! Kah! Kah!

My man domain in a 8 by 12 cell

Anyway, wish you all the best. At least now you can stopping 'dreaming' about other men and come back to earth. Those guys were from your past life, my dear. They were your lovers when you were still young and beautiful, but now they are all married with kids of their own. Now that your man has come back, treat him well. You've many records/title to break. For one, I'm sure this time around you can hold your title as a wife more than twenty days... Kah! Kah! Kah!

* sil = son-in-law

** writing style inspired by The Aging Hippie. Kah! Kah! Kah!